I hereby petition that we replace all currency with slices of Buffalo Chicken Pizza . I admit that Buffalo Chicken Pizza coinage would have some downsides. Wallet design would need to be reevaluated, since current billfolds are not sized for pizza slices. We’d have to invest in a few pairs of bright orange pants, as accidental Buffalo sauce drippage would occur with relative frequency. Online shopping would need to be rethought, and banks would be forced to convert ATMs into refrigerated Buffalo Chicken Pizza dispensers. Worst (best?) of all, widespread devouring of the national currency would be pandemic.