Things I learned in my first year of marriage:
Boys eat a lot. Hoping that lasagna will live on for three nights? Forget it.
An unloaded dishwasher says, “I love you.”
His and hers ice cream cartons are always a good idea.
Compromise looks like…1% milk.
Bathroom doors are optional.
ESPN is not.
It’s OK to eat your “anniversary” cake tier seven days after your wedding, instead of saving it. Now, you can have *Strawberry Cake with Fluffy Cheesecake Frosting * on your one-year anniversary instead. Upgrade!