I think after a certain age, you have to give up Hot Pockets and move on to calzones. It’s one thing to be in your early 20s, stumbling into your kitchen after a night of drinking and cooking whatever you happen to find in the freezer. But once you’re an adult, you don’t want to admit microwaving Hot Pockets at 2am. Should you find yourself attending a 30th birthday party in the evening, plan ahead and have a couple of these spicy chicken sausage and spinach calzones waiting in the fridge. Your taste buds will surely thank you. AND you will totally impress all your inebriated friends. You’ll be voted the most responsible one in the group and everyone will think you have your life all put together (even if it’s not).