I realize that I haven’t been the most reasonable person lately.
I’ve been tempting you with Doughnut Muffins topped with glossy chocolate glaze.
Those Pumpkin Pie Pop Tarts were pretty absurd, right?
And Buttermilk Onion Rings? Come on… it’s just too much.
Maybe I’m trying to make up for something. Maybe what I don’t want to tell you about it the array of stoooopid movies in my Netflix queue. Maybe I want to distract you from the ridiculous amount of money I paid for a sweater at The Gap, of all places. Geez… Gap… like it’s the 90’s again. (I obviously used to shop at The Gap a lot in the 90’s… whatever.)