I’d like to take this moment to request a platter of * Black and White Cookies * from the magic little elves that are currently in my kitchen doing the dishes, in my bedroom sorting laundry, and in my shower scrubbing the tiles. Could you little elves please stop what you’re doing and make me some cookies? Fresh baked. With milk. Please… that would be great.
What? The magic little elves have taken the night off!? That’s some nerve. Some nerve.
* Peanut Butter Bacon Cookies * . Because everything should have bacon in it. Everything.