And now we know this is going to be a good week.
There will be no bush beating around here. Only appropriately witty paraphrasing. Simply put, this is a recipe for a vat of chocolatey happiness.
Because my school is run by a bunch of smart people, they have cups of Nutella available for purchase by the teenage masses. And the masses come. Usually at the same time. It’s only entertaining if you’re not stuck in the middle.
But Nutella makes it worth it! Nutella makes everything worth it!
This recipe is almost perfect. I mean, it is perfect in that is tastes like rainbows and sunshine, but I feel like it should be able to get me out of stuff I don’t feel like doing (such as my 1984 essay) while turning all my problems (such as the fact that I haven’t started my 1984 essay) into unicorns. But it doesn’t.
- 1½ c hazelnuts
- ½ cup cocoa powder
- ½ cup almond milk
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
- ½ cup erythritol or sugar