I feel healthier just by looking at kale.
Like, I’ll be grocery shopping and filling my cart with the usual (butter, sugar and chocolate chips) then just go stand in the produce department and gaze at the kale before quickly pushing my cart away to the check-out, grabbing an extra dark chocolate bar as I go.
This strategy works best after an evening filled with too much wine and too many cookies . And you don’t actually have to * eat * the kale (ick?), you just have to stare at it for awhile.