Skip the Cookies, Santa Wants a Dirty Martini!

Skip the Cookies, Santa Wants a Dirty Martini!

Forget Cookies! Let’s give Santa Baby what he really wants on Christmas Eve, a Dirty Martini!

Who says Santa wants cookies and MILK? If I were Santa—and I will be soon if I keep up my Holiday Eating habits—I’d want a Martini! Dry and Dirty!

Stick with me here. I haven’t had THAT many Dirty Martinis yet, and there’s a recipe in this post somewhere…

Listen, I’m all for believing in Santa. As my friend Gina says, “If you don’t believe you don’t receive.” Truth be told I sat on Santa’s lap long after I should have been “enlightened” by my older sister. But I still WANTED to believe.

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