Five days into the new year. I hope you are all still sticking to your resolutions.
I try to be a realist (i.e., cynical and negative. whatever.) and skip ahead to where I no longer stick to the resolution.
You resolve to work out more, I don’t even bother exerting initial effort. Just sit my lazy ass on the couch and watch baseball offseason updates, or Tabatha’s Salon Takeover.
Vowing to manage stress better? I take on double the work from last year, inevitably throwing a tantrum on the kitchen floor and shoving my fists into hastily made champagne jello shots (I had to remake them a second time).